You re dating my daughter

The third season (after Ritter's death) took a creative turn, revolving more around cousin C. (David Spade) and grandfather Jim (James Garner), than the immediate Hennessy family, more specifically not revolving around the raising of the Hennessy girls.

After the novelty of newly added ensemble characters wore off, the series returned to its original format.

It is shared here for your amusement and encouragement. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her nose.

If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

The series's name and premise were derived from the book 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter by W. While 8 Simple Rules was renewed for a second season and production had begun, Ritter's sudden death in September 2003 left the series in an uncertain position.

After a hiatus, the series returned and continued without Ritter, with the producers deciding to kill off Paul and not replace him.

I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, physical activity without utilizing some sort of "barrier" can kill you. when it comes to physical activity between you and my little girl, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi.Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house.

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